The Ultimate Secret Santa Gifts Guide.

Secret Santa Gift Guide

Finding the perfect Secret Santa Gift takes a lot of thought, skill and a bit of luck... Luckily you found our Ultimate Secret Santa Gift guide. In this guide you'll find Secret Santa gift ideas for co-workers as well as Secret Santa gift ideas for friends and family. All of the Secret Santa gift ideas in this guide are reasonably priced (a must for secret santa gifts...) and totally hilarious. These gift ideas are guaranteed to generate lots of laughs at the office Christmas party -or wherever you have your Secret Santa party this year.... Enjoy!

Secret Santas give The Good Shit

The Good Shit. Whiskey glass.

There are very few $12.95 items in life that can bring as much joy as this amazing Whiskey Glass. Whiskey has surged in popularity over the past few years and this whiskey glass makes a thoughtful Secret Santa gift idea for the whiskey aficionado in your life. Price: 12.95.

He's making a list. Checking it twice... Secret Santa Gift Notebooks with some sarcasm.

These notebooks make a clever Secret Santa gift idea -especially for office secret santa parties! Our journals and notebooks are especially great for any Dwight Schrute types at your office. The lucky recipient can proudly bust one of these out the next time the boss calls a meeting in conference Room B. With over 30 different notebooks in our collection there is a Secret Santa gift for every type of co-worker!

People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.
People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.
People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.
People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.-Meriwether of Montana
People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.-Meriwether of Montana
People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.
People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.

People I want to punch in the face. Letter Pressed Journal.

$15.95
This Meeting is Bullshit. Letter Pressed Journal.
This Meeting is Bullshit. Letter Pressed Journal.
This Meeting is Bullshit. Letter Pressed Journal.-Meriwether of Montana
This Meeting is Bullshit. Letter Pressed Journal.-Meriwether of Montana
This Meeting is Bullshit. Letter Pressed Journal.-Meriwether of Montana

This Meeting is Bullshit. Letter Pressed Journal.

$15.95

Secret Santa wine glasses for your BFFs!

Every great friendship... Wine Glass
Every great friendship... Wine Glass
Every great friendship... Wine Glass
Every great friendship... Wine Glass

Secret Santa Shot glasses! Funny & Functional Secret Santa gift ideas.

Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass
Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass
Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass
Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass
Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass
Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass

Really Good at Tequila... Shot Glass

$8.50
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot Glass

$8.50

Patch Ya Later! Hilarious patches make a great gift idea.

We have over 25 patch designs and all of them make great Secret Santa gifts. The three below are some of our top sellers. At just $6.95 these are an affordable add-on to any Secret Santa gift idea. To view our entire patch collection click here.

Ladies is Pimps Too... Patch.
Ladies is Pimps Too... Patch.
Ladies is Pimps Too... Patch.
Ladies is Pimps Too... Patch.

Ladies is Pimps Too... Patch.

$6.75
Not a Hugger... Patch.-Meriwether of Montana
Not a Hugger... Patch.-Meriwether of Montana
Not a Hugger... Patch.-Meriwether of Montana
Not a Hugger... Patch.-Meriwether of Montana
Not a Hugger... Patch.-Meriwether of Montana

Not a Hugger... Patch.

$6.75
Stop making stupid people famous... Patch.
Stop making stupid people famous... Patch.
Stop making stupid people famous... Patch.
Stop making stupid people famous... Patch.

Stop making stupid people famous... Patch.

$6.75

Weed not included. Secret Santa gifts for those who imbibe.

Santa's little elves now make stash pouches! Whether or not you decide to slip a little something extra inside before you give this as a Secret Santa gift is up to you. These four funny stash pouches are sure to put a smile on your recipients face! Officially, these are really only to be used to store coins and loose paperclips... unless you live in a state with legalized marijuana...

Taco Money... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Taco Money... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Taco Money... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Taco Money... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Taco Money... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Taco Money... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana

Taco Money... Money Pouch.

$7.95
I am High on Life... Stash Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I am High on Life... Stash Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I am High on Life... Stash Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I am High on Life... Stash Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I am High on Life... Stash Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana

I am High on Life... Stash Pouch.

$7.95
Free Drugs... Stash Pouch.
Free Drugs... Stash Pouch.
Free Drugs... Stash Pouch.

Free Drugs... Stash Pouch.

$7.95
Definitely Not Weed... Stash Pouch.
Definitely Not Weed... Stash Pouch.
My inner child is a mean little fuck... Money Pouch.-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Definitely Not Weed... Stash Pouch.
Definitely Not Weed... Stash Pouch.

Definitely Not Weed... Stash Pouch.

$7.95

Cold beer. Perhaps the most thoughtful Secret Santa gift ever...

These incredibly witty beer koozies make an amazing Secret Santa gift idea as well. While the weather outside may be frightful at the moment, it will soon be summer and your recipient will truly appreciate this thoughtful Secret Santa gift. These super-tough koozies are not the flimsy, giveaway koozies you get at tradeshows and discount tire centers. These amazing koozies are the extra thick style like they used to make back in the day. The kind your dad had... And he knows a thing or two about cold beer. All of these koozies come in a classy gift box and are ready to serve as your Secret Santa Gift!

Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana

Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie

$8.95
Camping Without Beer Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Camping Without Beer Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Camping Without Beer Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Camping Without Beer Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Camping Without Beer Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana

Camping Without Beer Vintage Beer Koozie

$8.95
My Wife's Superpower... Vintage Beer Koozie
My Wife's Superpower... Vintage Beer Koozie
My Wife's Superpower... Vintage Beer Koozie
My Wife's Superpower... Vintage Beer Koozie
My Wife's Superpower... Vintage Beer Koozie

My Wife's Superpower... Vintage Beer Koozie

$8.95
Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana

Bigfoot Hide-n-Seek World Champion... Vintage Beer Koozie

$8.95
Queen of Fucking Everything... Velvet Beer Koozie
Queen of Fucking Everything... Velvet Beer Koozie
Queen of Fucking Everything... Velvet Beer Koozie
Queen of Fucking Everything... Velvet Beer Koozie

Queen of Fucking Everything... Velvet Beer Koozie

$9.95
I Am a Ray of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I Am a Ray of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I Am a Ray of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I Am a Ray of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana
I Am a Ray of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie-Beer & Wine-Meriwether of Montana

I Am a Ray of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie

$8.95

Coffee mugs are always a hit as Secret Santa Gifts!

The best things about giving a coffee mug as a Secret Santa gift is that there is a coffee mug for every personality. Our Secret Santa Coffee Mug gifts include witty coffee mugs, snarky coffee mugs, naughty coffee mugs and even a few political coffee mugs. Giving a coffee mug as a Secret Santa gift is about as can't-miss as it gets. As a bonus, each coffee mug arrives in great little gift box ready to fill it's destiny as a Secret Santa gift.

per my previous email, asshole. coffee mug.
Let that shit go... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Let that shit go... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Let that shit go... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Let that shit go... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Let that shit go... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana

Let that shit go... ceramic coffee mug

$15.95
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana

I am a ray of fucking sunshine... ceramic coffee mug

$15.95
I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana

I drink the tears of my enemies... Ceramic Mug

$15.95
Not enough middle fingers coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Not enough middle fingers coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Not enough middle fingers coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Not enough middle fingers coffee mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana

Not enough middle fingers coffee mug

$15.95
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana
Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug-Home & Garden-Meriwether of Montana

Father of the GOD DAMN Year... Ceramic Mug

$15.95
Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Coffee Mug

Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Coffee Mug

$15.95
Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug
Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug

Make America Rational Again... Ceramic Coffee Mug

$15.95
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug
Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug

Let's Just Go Camping... Enamel Mug

$15.95

When in doubt, go Magnet. That's what Santa does.

Parallelogram season... Magnet.
Parallelogram season... Magnet.

Parallelogram season... Magnet.

$4.50
Speaking to me too long... Magnet.
Speaking to me too long... Magnet.
Speaking to me too long... Magnet.

Speaking to me too long... Magnet.

$4.50
Your job is more than just a paycheck... Magnet.
Your job is more than just a paycheck... Magnet.
Your job is more than just a paycheck... Magnet.

Your job is more than just a paycheck... Magnet.

$4.50
Good Morning Darling... Magnet.
Good Morning Darling... Magnet.

Good Morning Darling... Magnet.

$4.95
My Jeans Say No More... Magnet.
My Jeans Say No More... Magnet.

My Jeans Say No More... Magnet.

$4.95
Feel Free to Dress Slutty... Magnet.
Feel Free to Dress Slutty... Magnet.

Feel Free to Dress Slutty... Magnet.

$4.95
Nobody wants to hear about your diet... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Nobody wants to hear about your diet... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Nobody wants to hear about your diet... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Nobody wants to hear about your diet... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana

Nobody wants to hear about your diet... Magnet.

$4.50
Muttering WTF... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Muttering WTF... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Muttering WTF... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Muttering WTF... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana

Muttering WTF... Magnet.

$4.50
My Greatest Weakness... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
My Greatest Weakness... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
My Greatest Weakness... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
My Greatest Weakness... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana

My Greatest Weakness... Magnet.

$4.50
Less Cinderellas. More Arya Starks... Magnet.
Less Cinderellas. More Arya Starks... Magnet.

Less Cinderellas. More Arya Starks... Magnet.

$4.95
Marriage Means... Magnet.
Marriage Means... Magnet.

Marriage Means... Magnet.

$4.95
Drunk Me is My Favorite Me... Magnet.
Drunk Me is My Favorite Me... Magnet.

Drunk Me is My Favorite Me... Magnet.

$4.95
Which Chipotle? ... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Which Chipotle? ... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Which Chipotle? ... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Which Chipotle? ... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana

Which Chipotle? ... Magnet.

$4.50
Chewing loudly... Magnet.
Chewing loudly... Magnet.
Chewing loudly... Magnet.

Chewing loudly... Magnet.

$4.50
Dear Husband... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Dear Husband... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Dear Husband... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Dear Husband... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana

Dear Husband... Magnet.

$4.50
Sarcasm is Free... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Sarcasm is Free... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Sarcasm is Free... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana
Sarcasm is Free... Magnet.-Meriwether of Montana

Sarcasm is Free... Magnet.

$4.50