Keep your hands off my cans... Velvet Beer Koozie
Keep your hands off my cans... Velvet Beer Koozie Keep your hands off my cans... Velvet Beer Koozie Keep your hands off my cans... Velvet Beer Koozie Keep your hands off my cans... Velvet Beer Koozie
$9.95

Keep your hands off my cans... Crushed Velvet and Neoprene beer koozie

To be clear, we are talking about beer cans. But hell yes, also, the other cans too. Unless granted permission, of course. No means no, guys.

This is basically the classiest beer koozie in the world. Crafted from crushed velvet with a high-tech neoprene insert (think scuba diving...) this koozie is a triple threa. It keeps your beer cold, makes a political statement and makes you look classy AF... all at the same time.