World's Nicest Bad Ass... Velvet Beer Koozie
World's Nicest Bad Ass... Crushed Velvet and Neoprene beer koozie.
Oxymorons are the best. You know, kinda like World's most honest politician. But while we all know that honest politicians don't exist, it is totally possible to be super nice AND be a total bad ass (Shout out to Ruth Bader Ginsburg...) That's why this beer koozie needs to exist. It says to everyone at the party, "Don't let this innocent smile fool you. I will crack you like a glow stick at the county fair if you mess with me. Also, I love your dress. Have a great day!"
As a bonus, it's basically the classiest, softest and most stylish koozie on the planet. Elegance and grace on the outside and super scientific, high tech neoprene on the inside. It'll keep your can cold and your hand warm at the same time.
Available at our two Meriwether locations in Portland, Oregon or Whitefish, Montana. Or add it to your cart right now and it'll be at your home in a few days.